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[LAUGHTER]

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Excuse me, everyone.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Before we dig into this delicious cake,

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I'd like to say a few words, if I may.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Webster defines wife as the female partner in

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marriage.

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Well, that--

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Rodney, that hardly does justice to my Wanda.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Rodney!

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[LAUGHTER]

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Let's not be too hard on our old friend, Wester.

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Hey, something dirty, a chin or 30.

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You're being rude to Mr. McPherson.

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But he's boring.

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So you're going to slow him down?

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Um, because I doubt Shakespeare himself.

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The sooner you stop interrupting, the sooner he'll

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and we can all have some cake.

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Could--

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Gee, I guess you're right.

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Gee, I guess I am.

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Could find the words to capture my Wanda,

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and so forth, happy birthday.

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Let's see.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[LAUGHTER]

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I am going to kill you.

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Mrs. Mc, I am so sorry I'm late.

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Here you are another year closer to death,

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and I don't even have a present.

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It's OK, Bizzy.

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I was having another fight with my mom's stupid

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boyfriend.

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Guy's a loser with a capital "Loo."

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Sounds like a jerk.

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He's totally jerkified.

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Hello.

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[SQUEAKING]

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Wanda, do you think it's a good idea

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to automatically take Bizzy's side?

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Darryl, I'm proud that she confides in me.

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Yeah, but we don't even know her mom's boyfriend.

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[SIGHS]

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You're just jealous because you've lost your rapport

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with teenage girls.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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So your name's Michelle, huh?

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Are you the Michelle the Beatles thing about?

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[LAUGHS]

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[CLICKS]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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I've got as much as I ever had.

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[SNORING]

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[SQUEAKING]

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[SQUEAKING]

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[SQUEAKING]

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Oh, the e volume of your encyclopedia.

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I love things that start with "e."

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Thank you, Megan.

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I had to take it back after the party.

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Well, I guess it's time to give you my present.

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Sorry, it's so small.

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[LAUGHS]

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A key?

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To what?

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Maybe everyone should just follow me.

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[LAUGHS]

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What is it?

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The answer to your prayers.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Oh, Wanda, Darryl got you a beige minivan.

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Now, that's what I call a sharp ride.

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And the bulky ergonomic egg shape is a real gas saver.

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A minivan?

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A minivan.

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I know it seems awfully generous,

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but I wanted to show exactly how I felt about you.

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So what do you think?

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[LAUGHS]

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[WHISTLES]

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Glad I ain't you.

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I'm home if she wants a parka set.

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I thought you'd like a minivan.

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What?

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Were they out of wood-paneled station wagons?

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I would think how useful it'll be in the next few

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years,

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what with bake, sale, school functions, soccer mom

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stuff.

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[RATTLING]

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Tell me you didn't just say soccer mom.

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Huh?

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I don't know what you're trying to do to me.

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Why don't you just tie me to the couch

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and force me to watch the recipe network?

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Wanda, I don't understand you.

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Oh, there's a bulletin.

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[BELL RINGING]

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[BELL RINGING]

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Busy?

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I need to talk to Mrs. Mack.

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Is there something I can do?

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You can get Mrs. Mack!

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Busy?

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[LAUGHS]

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I had another fight with my mom's stupid boyfriend.

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I hear you, Biff.

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I hear you.

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He's such a jerk.

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I know just what it's like to have some man think

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he knows what's best for you.

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He really has no idea.

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Exactly.

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So exactly.

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[LAUGHS]

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[BELL RINGING]

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[THUD]

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[THUD]

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[GIGGLES]

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[GASPS]

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[THUD]

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[THUD]

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OK, if I crash with you, you're the only woman around

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who won't kill me in my sleep.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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I knew men would be phased out once non-sexual

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reproduction

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was perfected, but I thought it would take centuries,

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not a few days.

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I'm surprised how little we miss them.

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Miss who?

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[LAUGHS]

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Who wants juice?

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Oh, I got a new photo.

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Yes.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Water break, boss?

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Night yet, boy.

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[BELL RINGING]

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[GASPS]

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[SIGHS]

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Guess you're hungry, huh?

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Morning, Mr. Mac.

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Yeah?

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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I spoke to her mom, and she said it was fine

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if busy stayed here until things cooled off at home.

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Wanda, this is crazy.

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Since when are we running a halfway house for

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troubled youth?

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Oh, I thought I smelled pancakes.

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Morning.

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Hi.

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Hey, I'm going to go sneak some stuff out of my house

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while my mom's stupid boyfriend is still asleep.

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Good luck avoiding the jerk.

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Thanks.

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Bye, Mr. Mac.

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Sorry I saw your package.

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Oh, Daryl, could you take care of Zoe tonight?

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Busy and I are going out.

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I thought we were going to watch bloopers and roll

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I know, but Busy really needs a friend right now.

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I'll be her friend.

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I hope I have the same relationship with Zoe

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when she's a teenager.

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I think Zoe might prefer you acted your age.

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Oh, stop it, Daryl.

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You're such an old man.

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Busy and I are going out tonight, and we're taking

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your car.

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[SIGHS]

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Sorry about your life, boy.

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And then she has the nerve to call me an old man.

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I'm not even 30.

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I don't think she was referring to your numerical age

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so much as the way you make your feel.

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Now, what's that supposed to mean?

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You're no longer excited.

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You're setting your ways predictable.

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I'm not the least bit predictable.

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Oh, that's mature.

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OK, that's it.

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Ow.

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Should have gone with my first instinct.

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Look, I don't care what you or Wanda or anybody else

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says.

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I happen to believe that once you have a child,

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you have to stop acting like a child.

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And I don't think that makes me an old man.

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I think that makes me a man.

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There.

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I don't think that's on your little pad.

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Check your email.

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OK, I'm impressed.

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Busy, I know you're going through a lot of heavy

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stuff right now,

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so if you want to talk, I'm here for you.

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Mrs. Mack, don't call all very specials saved by the

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bell on me.

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Oh, hey, I got you a birthday present.

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What is it?

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A friendship bracelet.

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See, I don't think of you as a mom.

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I think of you the same way I think of my friends.

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Hey, scum buckets, get your narrow asses in the

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vehicle.

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Uh, Busy, who are these people?

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This is Berkeley.

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What's up?

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And that's Amber and Sue.

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Hi, girls.

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I'm a dude, lady.

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It's S-I-O-U-X. His parents are hippies.

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So, like, who invited Florence Henderson?

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Shut it, whore, she's with me.

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Slut.

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Skag.

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Skag.

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Skis.

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So, like, Devin rode his motorcycle into a mailbox,

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and now he's, like, completely brain dead.

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So?

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So his party's off, duh.

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Bummer.

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We're here.

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Oh, team night. That looks fun.

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Yeah, I bet they got pizza pie and soda pop.

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Uh, Mrs. Mack, we're going there.

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But water pelusa is closed.

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Thank you, Professor Obvious.

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Hey, I thought I told you to dumpster the Hainosity.

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Dad, what is it with you and Aldi McDustie bones?

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She's my friend. You got it?

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My friend.

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You coming, Mrs. Mack?

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I'm coming.

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Oh, great. The dolphin tank is locked.

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Harsh.

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Total.

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So you want to chuck corn dogs at the Sea Life mural?

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Males spelled backwards is a lame.

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Wait a minute.

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What are those?

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Portable breast pumps.

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[music playing]

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Come on in.

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All right, all right.

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Disuptionator.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Mrs. Mack.

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Oh, my God, I am dying.

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Like, so dying.

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I am dead.

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Busy. I don't think I should be here.

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00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,740
Why not?

281
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,190
Everyone likes you since you helped us break and

282
00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:36,740
enter.

283
00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,740
But I'm somebody's mother.

284
00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,740
See, that's your problem, Mrs. Mack.

285
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,740
You let other people define who you are.

286
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:42,740
No, I don't.

287
00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:43,740
Yes, you do.

288
00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:44,740
Well, if you say so.

289
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,740
Come on.

290
00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,740
Yeah!

291
00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:53,740
[laughing]

292
00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,740
[singing]

293
00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:59,740
We call her wonder, wonder, faster than lightning.

294
00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:05,740
No one you see is smarter than she.

295
00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,740
That was totally aquatic.

296
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,740
Hey, where's Mrs. Mack?

297
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:10,740
Maybe she drowned.

298
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,740
We better get our story straight.

299
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,740
[gasping]

300
00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:20,740
Look what I found.

301
00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:21,740
Whoa!

302
00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,740
Satacious.

303
00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:23,740
Well on, Mrs. Mack.

304
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,740
Call me wonder.

305
00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,740
Okay, wonder.

306
00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:34,740
Let's go, Sue.

307
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:35,740
Okay, Dad.

308
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,740
Boy named Sue.

309
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,740
What did I do?

310
00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,740
How did Mr. Mack sound on the phone?

311
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,740
He was pretty upset.

312
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,740
I'm sorry I got you into all this.

313
00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:44,740
Oh, no.

314
00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:45,740
Tonight was fantastic.

315
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,740
I loved every minute of it.

316
00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:50,070
Except, you know, when the whale ate all those

317
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:50,740
dolphins.

318
00:10:50,740 --> 00:11:00,740
No good church punks.

319
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,740
Which one of these is yours?

320
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,740
Those two.

321
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:04,740
Both of them?

322
00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:05,740
That one's my wife.

323
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,740
That one's crashing at my house.

324
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:10,740
No wonder they don't know right from wrong.

325
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,740
I have to come out here in the middle of the night.

326
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,740
Wake up Carl to watch Zoe.

327
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,740
We said we were sorry.

328
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,740
I'm very disappointed in both of you.

329
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,740
Don't talk to us like we're children.

330
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,740
Well, you're certainly acting like children.

331
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:26,070
God, Mr. Mack, you sound just like my mom's stupid

332
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:26,740
boyfriend.

333
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,740
Hey, I want peep out of you, young lady.

334
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,740
Peep?

335
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:33,740
(Laughing)

336
00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:39,740
Hi Carl, thanks for watching Zoe.

337
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,740
No problem, Daryl.

338
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,740
They're home.

339
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:45,740
You may want to flip that cushion.

340
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:48,740
Shelby had a big gulp for dinner.

341
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,740
Why did you bring your kids over?

342
00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,740
I wanted to teach them a lesson.

343
00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:55,590
Rodney, Megan, Shelby, take a good look at this

344
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:55,740
picture.

345
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:56,740
What do you see?

346
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:57,740
I've seen something.

347
00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740
What else?

348
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,740
Lack of a strong male figure.

349
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,740
Exactly.

350
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,740
Now do you see why I'm strict with you?

351
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,740
Wow, it's all starting to make sense.

352
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:07,740
Thank you, Daddy.

353
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:08,740
You're welcome, Princess.

354
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,740
Maybe you should be a little tougher on us.

355
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,740
Now you let me worry about that.

356
00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:14,740
Now let's go home.

357
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,740
Yes, sir!

358
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,740
Thanks for helping me scare them straight, Chief.

359
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:28,740
So then I got to call in the middle of the night that

360
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,740
and I got to come bail her out.

361
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,740
Babes behind bars, me likey.

362
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,740
You know, Wanda's always had a wild side.

363
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,740
If she keeps hanging out with our teenage babysitter,

364
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,740
that spark could become a raging inferno.

365
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,740
Ah, women need women friends.

366
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,740
Take my wife.

367
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,740
We used to fight all that time.

368
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:46,930
Then she started hanging out with this nice gal down

369
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:47,740
the street.

370
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:50,740
Got her into weightlifting, ladies' professional golf,

371
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,740
home repair.

372
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,180
Now I get my Saturday nights to myself while they

373
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:54,740
lock the door

374
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,740
and play board games in the basement.

375
00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:02,220
Yep, we got a perfect marriage, all thanks to her

376
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,740
special friend.

377
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:10,740
So, going out tonight?

378
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:11,740
Mm-hmm.

379
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,740
Wanda, I think we need to have a talk.

380
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:16,400
I know what you're going to say, Darryl, and you're

381
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,740
absolutely right.

382
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,740
I am?

383
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,740
I haven't been acting my age lately.

384
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:24,060
I'm a wife and a mother, and what I did last night

385
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:24,740
was wrong.

386
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,740
I'm sorry.

387
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,740
Well, this is a welcome improvement.

388
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,740
Hey guys, I'm off to the library.

389
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,740
I want to get a jump on next week's homework.

390
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,860
Looks like I'm not the only one benefiting from your

391
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:37,740
guidance.

392
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,000
Just pointing you ladies in a direction you would

393
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,740
have found eventually.

394
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:44,740
Well, Zoe and I are off to Melinda's.

395
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,740
She's hosting a quilting bee.

396
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,740
Oh, don't be late.

397
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,740
[laughing]

398
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,740
Carl was wrong.

399
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,740
There is a strong male figure in this house.

400
00:13:55,740 --> 00:14:00,740
Zoe is a very lucky little girl.

401
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,740
Grandpa by it?

402
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,740
Oh, yeah.

403
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:11,740
I guess even angels can learn a lesson.

404
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,740
Don't tell me this show doesn't have edge.

405
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,740
Hey there, little man. Could you go get my wife?

406
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,740
Your wife?

407
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,740
Yeah, she's taking part in the quilting bee.

408
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:24,740
What in Balzac's name are you talking about?

409
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,340
Ratney, stop talking to Mr. Rick Fierce about where

410
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,740
his wife may or may not be.

411
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,740
Why, he's got this cockamamie notion that--

412
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,370
Hey, you know that pie I said you couldn't have any

413
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:33,740
of?

414
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,740
You can have some if you go eat it right now.

415
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:37,740
Okay.

416
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,740
Now, what can I do for you?

417
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,740
I need to ask Wanda where she keeps the dust buster.

418
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,740
I had a little accident cleaning out the hole puncher.

419
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,740
Oh, she's busy.

420
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,740
Quilting?

421
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:48,740
Yeah, that.

422
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,740
So, you go ahead home and I'll tell her to call you.

423
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,740
But it may take a while because our phone is broken.

424
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,740
I'll get it.

425
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,740
Oops, guess somebody fixed it.

426
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:58,740
No?

427
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:01,740
Oh, now I remember.

428
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,740
Yes, sir.

429
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,740
She's actually in the bathroom.

430
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:07,740
Done and done.

431
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,740
Think of beauty, Mal, you should have been there.

432
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:12,740
Mommy, that was Mrs. McPherson.

433
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:16,740
She wanted to know how the big cover up was going.

434
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,740
Melinda, what's going on?

435
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,740
Oh, Wanda went out with busy and her friends.

436
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,740
What?

437
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,740
She asked me to lie for her.

438
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:24,740
I knew I'd get yelled at.

439
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:25,740
She's got Zoe with her.

440
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,740
I gotta go find him.

441
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,740
Poor SOB.

442
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,740
So where are we going?

443
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,740
It's a surprise, but I know you're gonna love it.

444
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,740
Yeah, this place is so Wanda.

445
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,740
It's Wanda World.

446
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,740
You're a very lucky little girl.

447
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:46,140
Name me another mom who's so cool that teenagers like

448
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:46,740
to hang out with her.

449
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740
You can't.

450
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,740
There isn't one.

451
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,740
Showtime!

452
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:55,740
Ooh, this is spooky.

453
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,740
Are we gonna sit in a circle and summon spirits?

454
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:58,740
Hardly.

455
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,740
Witchcraft is so two years ago.

456
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,740
What's this for?

457
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,740
Digging.

458
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,740
Digging what?

459
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,740
Dead people.

460
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,740
Duh.

461
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,740
We're in a cemetery.

462
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,740
Why would you dig up dead people?

463
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,740
For their skulls?

464
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,740
To decorate our lockers.

465
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:12,740
That's horrible.

466
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:13,740
Because of the maggots and stuff?

467
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,740
Because it's wrong.

468
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,740
Relax.

469
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,330
I heard there are Pell and Easing people that build

470
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,740
their houses out of bones.

471
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,740
Or some, I think.

472
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,890
You didn't mind trespassing last night, Miss Law abiding

473
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:25,740
McLawsteen.

474
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,740
This isn't wrong because it's against the law.

475
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:31,740
It's wrong because humans don't dig up other humans.

476
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,130
You're putting it down without even giving it a

477
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:34,740
chance.

478
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,410
Yeah, and everything's subjective. Who are you to

479
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,740
dictate moral absolutes?

480
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:39,740
Like, whoa.

481
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,740
Deep.

482
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,060
I'm someone who is a lot older than you and has a

483
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:46,740
much better idea of what is and isn't proper behavior.

484
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,740
You sound exactly like my mom's stupid boyfriend.

485
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,740
Don't you take that tone with me.

486
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,740
Wanda.

487
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,460
It's Mrs. Mack to you, young lady, and there will be

488
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,740
no grave robbing tonight.

489
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,740
Come on, babe.

490
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:04,740
I want to get some knuckle bones for my key chain.

491
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:13,740
Wanda?

492
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,740
Daryl.

493
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:15,740
What's going on here?

494
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,000
They're about to do unspeakable things and they won't

495
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,740
listen to me.

496
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,740
Maybe they'll listen to me.

497
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,740
What's he doing here?

498
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,020
When I couldn't find you, I went by Busy's house and

499
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,740
he asked me to come.

500
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,740
He was at Busy's house? Him? Drew Carey?

501
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,740
Busy, are you all right?

502
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,740
Wow, you know Drew Carey?

503
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,740
I know him all right. He's my mom's stupid boyfriend.

504
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,740
Your mother and I were very worried about you.

505
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,740
Why can't you just leave me alone, Drew?

506
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,110
Because I care about you and I don't want you to make

507
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:45,740
bad choices.

508
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,320
And from the look of those shovels, you were about to

509
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,740
make a very bad one indeed.

510
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,740
Hey, what are you meddling kids doing?

511
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,740
Soinks, like it's the creepy caretaker.

512
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,770
Looks like our little talk will have to wait.

513
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:58,740
Everyone in the van.

514
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:02,740
Seat belts.

515
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:09,740
After them.

516
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:17,740
Wow, I didn't know this thing had so much pickup.

517
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:21,740
That's the V6 engine. We've got company. Hang on.

518
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,740
Daryl, all this bumping around is upsetting Zoe.

519
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,740
I'll fix that.

520
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:31,740
It's like floating on a cloud.

521
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,740
All part of the luxury package. And check this out.

522
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,740
What did you just... ooh.

523
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,740
Seat warmer.

524
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:47,740
No, I'm not.

525
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:52,740
No, I've got you.

526
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,740
Like yikes. They're gating on us.

527
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:57,740
Drew, we're going to hit that gate.

528
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,740
Not if my calculations are correct.

529
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:13,740
Curse you, Drew, Carrie.

530
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,740
Good thing a Freemason was buried near that gate.

531
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,740
Wow, Drew. Like, how'd you know we'd make it?

532
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,740
I remembered my high school geometry.

533
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:23,090
Sure, sometimes it was tough hitting the books while

534
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,740
my friends were out having fun,

535
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:27,460
but today I have my own hit TV show. And what do they

536
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,740
have? Nothing.

537
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,260
Gee, Drew, maybe I have been going down the wrong

538
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:31,740
path.

539
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,740
Glad to hear you say that, Bizzy.

540
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,820
Remember, without education and values, even a pretty

541
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:38,740
girl can be pretty boring.

542
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,780
This whole thing was my fault. All because I wanted

543
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,740
to be a cool mom.

544
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,270
Well, Wanda, no one can blame me for wanting to get

545
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:44,740
down.

546
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:48,050
But sometimes it's more important to sit down with

547
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,740
your child and set limits.

548
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,740
That's what I try to tell her.

549
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,190
No, no, hold on, Darryl. This all started because you

550
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,740
forgot Wanda was more than just a mom.

551
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:58,200
Remember, to be a mother, a woman has to be a lover

552
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:58,740
first.

553
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,740
- Oh, yeah. - That's right.

554
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,740
Drew, how did you become so wise?

555
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,740
Well, most TV episodes wrap up with a valuable lesson.

556
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,740
I guess I've been paying attention.

557
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,740
Drew, do you think it'd be okay if I moved back in?

558
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:14,740
Bizzy, I think that would be great.

559
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:19,740
Mr. Carey, could I ask you a question?

560
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,180
- Always happy to help the kids. - Like, why is the

561
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:23,740
sky?

562
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,740
Uh, you mean why is it blue?

563
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,740
No, like, why is it?

564
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,740
Well, that really doesn't make any sense.

565
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,790
- You're supposed to be the answer, man. - What's a

566
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:32,740
stupid question?

567
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,270
- I bet Fraser would know. - Darryl, you want to take

568
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:34,740
the wheel?

569
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,740
I'm just gonna hop out of that strip truck.

570
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,740
[laughing]

571
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:56,740
[laughing]

572
00:20:56,740 --> 00:21:04,740
Sorry.

573
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,740
[laughing]

574
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,740
[laughing]

575
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,740
(roar)

576
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:14,320
(upbeat music)